I AM SO SICK OF CRYING EVERY FUCKING DAY LIKE IM SERIOUS IM SO DONE
slydig: hey ur so cute and nice give me ur bank account
stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
what doesn’t kill you leaves scars ruins your lungs dries out all your tears...– c.c. (via alecstasy)
operameister: thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble: agentgreenfishy: poselikeateam: fuck-i-just: Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.” Why does this not have any notes? lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?” “Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball...
If you want to be sad, no one in the world can make you happy. But if you make...– Paramahansa Yogananda (via onlinecounsellingcollege) if only (via fandi-andi)
mykindafairytalee: “It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.” — Hugh Laurie
svveetlemonade: mfandcjforever: svveetlemonade: i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation i agree bethany who the fuck is bethany
tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
shavingryansprivates: fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life
dampsandwich: taimondo: friedmangosantas: lokis-guardian-angel: shortbrunetteandsnarky: rennerific: dampsandwich: why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long why is the word ‘long’ so short why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’ why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words why are my feet size 11 i really wanna know why your feet are size 11 how did...
Anyone can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf. It’s ordinary...– Unknown (via electric-wish)
Shout out to Jane MacDonald for making me cry everyday of my existence.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: [jesus voice] what’s missing from ch__ch?? U R *jesus starts crying*
I sit before flowers hoping they will train me in the art of opening up– The Student, Shane Koyczan (via jerryspringrr)
applebright: seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
alberoni: bettywhite4ever: I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation
noelanthony: My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.